Me: *is drunk and holding a cider jug* OKTOBERFEEEEEEEEST! *throws jug in the air* YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA! *watches jug fall and spill all over Rarity's chest* Wha-? Well, buck...NICE JOB ON RUINING THE F-*hic!*-CKING CIDER, RARITY! Stupid drunk b-*hic!*-tch...
Rarity: Oh! I'm not the one who's drunk and throwing cider jugs all over the place! Yuck! Filthy, drunken, and COMPLETELY careless...that is NOT how a REAL gentleman should go. You couldn't even impress LUNA with such behavior!
Me: *still drunk* Oh yeah, b-*hic!*-tch? *looks over and sees Fluttershy crying*
Rainbow Dash: *sees what's gonna happen* Oh, this can't be good.
Me: Hey...Hey...Why you cryin'? What you cryin' for, fool?
Fluttershy: *still crying* I-*sob*-really hate seeing-*sob*-you act this way-*sob*-being this dangerously drunk! *continues crying*
Rarity: Oh! I'm not the one who's drunk and throwing cider jugs all over the place! Yuck! Filthy, drunken, and COMPLETELY careless...that is NOT how a REAL gentleman should go. You couldn't even impress LUNA with such behavior!
Me: *still drunk* Oh yeah, b-*hic!*-tch? *looks over and sees Fluttershy crying*
Rainbow Dash: *sees what's gonna happen* Oh, this can't be good.
Me: Hey...Hey...Why you cryin'? What you cryin' for, fool?
Fluttershy: *still crying* I-*sob*-really hate seeing-*sob*-you act this way-*sob*-being this dangerously drunk! *continues crying*
Me: What? That's it? Gah, f-*hic!*-ck you...Oversensitive b-*hic!*-tch...
Rainbow Dash: Alright, I've had enough... *walks over to me and slaps me*
Me: *is back to senses* Thanks...I needed that... *whew!*